RIP Fail Car

It’s with regret I announce the sad demise of Fail Car.

Wednesday afternoon at about 5:30pm Fail Car and a RoyalMail van met in not the nicest of ways. To look at the damage there doesn’t seem like much is wrong. However, to attempt driving it is another matter. To say that the steering is wobbly is an understatement. Maybe this is what Fail Car would have felt like if I’d driven it drunk.

As much as I have complained about Fail Car, I have to admit I’m going to miss her. We’ve had some spectacular adventures, most of them coming from getting lost. There was the epic journey with Cheryl in our attempt to find HobbyCraft. Which entailed the two of us driving around in circles while never being more than spitting distance of the shop! The continual and most always accidental trips to or through Warrington.

Fail Car has done me proud, well as proud as Fail Car could do. Soon she’ll be off to ‘Scrap Car Heaven’ yes I kid you not that is the name of the place she’s going to.

And the world once again moves on.

*why are all cars a she?*